Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
Why does this have so many notes.
Do you know who William Shakespeare is
still upset that the films never acknowledge that Peeta loses a limb in the first arena and goes through the Quarter Quell with a prosthetic leg
or that Katniss has suffered permanent hearing loss in one of her ears and now requires a hearing aid
or, you know, the Avoxes
because, you know, why show disabled people doing things
if i ever misgender you:
- it is not on purpose i promise
- im very sorry
- tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
- spray me with cold water
"All whales in captivity are all psychologically traumatized; it’s not just Tilikum."
"If you were in a bathtub for 25 years, don’t you think you’d get a little psychotic?"
"There’s no record of an orca doing any harm in the wild."
everyone needs to watch this documentary.
DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN
If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.
I like it backwards
Jim Parsons on SNL "I’m not that guy"
sometimes I feel weird not being in the general age demographic for Pokemon, but then I hear things like this from little kids
Saw it. Had to do it. Based on below.
YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE FROZEN HEADCANON EVER.
I couldn’t help myself. :-))
;__; YEAH I M SENTIMENTAL, wanna fight about it
I can imagine some golden apple shit going down at Domino’s that night, all the delivery boys arguing about who that’s supposed to be referring to and a huge fight breaking out.
Or all of them at once looking at that ONE GUY
[fanartists drawing in the distance]
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